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  • Ransom Cards Ransom Cards

    Do your timesheets if you ever want to see your paycheck again.

    Do your timesheets if you ever want to see your paycheck again.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Sorry that Colombian prostitutes make more money than you.

    Sorry that Colombian prostitutes make more money than you.

  • Sports Sports

    Let's congratulate the Rays on making the playoffs with a team salary only slightly higher than A-Rod's.

    Let's congratulate the Rays on making the playoffs with a team salary only slightly higher than A-Rod's.

  • Tax Day Tax Day

    I'm glad I only have to pay taxes on what I make and not what I tell everyone I make.

    I'm glad I only have to pay taxes on what I make and not what I tell everyone I make.

  • Confession Confession

    I get sexually excited by telling people my salary.

    I get sexually excited by telling people my salary.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    I'd have gotten you a better Boss's Day gift if you'd gotten me a better raise.

    I'd have gotten you a better Boss's Day gift if you'd gotten me a better raise.

  • Teacher Week Teacher Week

    By next Teacher Appreciation Week may you be paid as much as a garbage collector.

    By next Teacher Appreciation Week may you be paid as much as a garbage collector.

  • Tax Day Tax Day

    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

    Congratulations on your salary or work hours being reduced enough to improve your tax bracket.

  • Apology Apology

    When I said you can't buy my love, I meant it's not possible with your salary.

    When I said you can't buy my love, I meant it's not possible with your salary.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Happy birthday to the person who determines my salary increase.

    Happy birthday to the person who determines my salary increase.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'd be happy to teach you how to live on a shitty salary.

    I'd be happy to teach you how to live on a shitty salary.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Sorry you have to go to work to help pay the salaries of congressmen who don't.

    Sorry you have to go to work to help pay the salaries of congressmen who don't.

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