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  • Confession Confession

    Most people recover from deadly diseases better than I recover from daylight savings.

    Most people recover from deadly diseases better than I recover from daylight savings.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I'm sorry daylight savings means there is one less hour to celebrate your birthday today.

    I'm sorry daylight savings means there is one less hour to celebrate your birthday today.

  • TV TV

    My prediction for the True Detective finale is that you forget it's daylight savings and miss the entire thing.

    My prediction for the True Detective finale is that you forget it's daylight savings and miss the entire thing.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I hope daylight savings hasn't thrown off your schedule of doing nothing.

    I hope daylight savings hasn't thrown off your schedule of doing nothing.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Just a reminder that you gain an hour and a few pounds from eating Halloween candy this weekend.

    Just a reminder that you gain an hour and a few pounds from eating Halloween candy this weekend.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings.

    Just a reminder it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'll be late Monday when I forget it's daylight savings.

  • Confession Confession

    I wish I could set the clock ahead eight more hours.

    I wish I could set the clock ahead eight more hours.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'd feel worse about you losing your high-paying Wall Street job if your savings weren't equal to what I earn in a decade.

    I'd feel worse about you losing your high-paying Wall Street job if your savings weren't equal to what I earn in a decade.

  • Reminders Reminders

    Thanks for reminding me to change my clocks that change themselves.

    Thanks for reminding me to change my clocks that change themselves.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry to hear that daylight savings is the only savings you have left.

    Sorry to hear that daylight savings is the only savings you have left.

  • Hanukkah Hanukkah

    I hope Hanukkah shopping on Black Friday and Cyber Monday saved you money but not enough to perpetuate a stereotype.

    I hope Hanukkah shopping on Black Friday and Cyber Monday saved you money but not enough to perpetuate a stereotype.

  • Flirting Flirting

    You brighten my life almost enough to offset my Seasonal Affective Disorder.

    You brighten my life almost enough to offset my Seasonal Affective Disorder.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry you wasted the extra hour of daylight savings trying to figure out if you gained an hour.

    Sorry you wasted the extra hour of daylight savings trying to figure out if you gained an hour.

  • U.S. U.S.

    The most fun you can have squandering your life savings.

    The most fun you can have squandering your life savings.

  • College College

    Let's take a break from our job searches to spend our remaining savings on drinks for half-naked college girls.

    Let's take a break from our job searches to spend our remaining savings on drinks for half-naked college girls.

  • Retailmenot Retailmenot

    I shop online to make it easier to brag about the savings on Facebook and Twitter.

    I shop online to make it easier to brag about the savings on Facebook and Twitter.

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