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  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent.

    Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs.

    I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Thanks for being fat enough to cast a shadow big enough for me to walk in during the heat wave.

    Thanks for being fat enough to cast a shadow big enough for me to walk in during the heat wave.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    I hope the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow, depending on which means what.

    I hope the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow, depending on which means what.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    I remember when Groundhog Day was about the groundhogs.

    I remember when Groundhog Day was about the groundhogs.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Sorry this winter's been so bad that you were genuinely ecstatic about a rodent not retreating into its burrow.

    Sorry this winter's been so bad that you were genuinely ecstatic about a rodent not retreating into its burrow.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents.

    Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents.

  • Groundhog Day Groundhog Day

    I wonder if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or the glaringly obvious atmospheric greenhouse effect.

    I wonder if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or the glaringly obvious atmospheric greenhouse effect.

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