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  • Breakup Breakup

    It's a shame he found out what a bitch I could be before he found out what a slut I could be.

    It's a shame he found out what a bitch I could be before he found out what a slut I could be.

  • Drinking Drinking

    I can enjoy an evening by myself because I'm a strong, independent woman who has gotten over the shame of drinking alone.

    I can enjoy an evening by myself because I'm a strong, independent woman who has gotten over the shame of drinking alone.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Recognizing someone in public from OkCupid is worse than the shame of being on OkCupid.

    Recognizing someone in public from OkCupid is worse than the shame of being on OkCupid.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    It's a shame Sarah Palin never got to meet Dr. Kevorkian.

    It's a shame Sarah Palin never got to meet Dr. Kevorkian.

  • Halloween Halloween

    Try dressing as a businessperson for Halloween so you won't look as absurd in the same outfit at work the next day.

    Try dressing as a businessperson for Halloween so you won't look as absurd in the same outfit at work the next day.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Let's mask our shame in online dating by constantly disparaging the bar scene.

    Let's mask our shame in online dating by constantly disparaging the bar scene.

  • Drinking Drinking

    Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.

    Let's drink on the beach until we're no longer ashamed to show our bodies on the beach.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    Your Tofurkey has brought shame to this family.

    Your Tofurkey has brought shame to this family.

  • Bioré Bioré

    May you never again take a walk of shame because you can now afford a cab.

    May you never again take a walk of shame because you can now afford a cab.

  • Animated Text Animated Text

    It's not a walk of shame if I'm proud.

    It's not a walk of shame if I'm proud.

  • Halloween Halloween

    The only reason I wear a Halloween costume is so no one can recognize me on my early morning walk of shame.

    The only reason I wear a Halloween costume is so no one can recognize me on my early morning walk of shame.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd never make you do a walk of shame during a polar vortex.

    I'd never make you do a walk of shame during a polar vortex.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I can only imagine the shame Schwarzenegger felt in discovering the mother of his illegitimate child still has a MySpace account.

    I can only imagine the shame Schwarzenegger felt in discovering the mother of his illegitimate child still has a MySpace account.

  • Sports Sports

    Congratulations to a Detroit Tigers fan on your willingness to admit you're from Detroit.

    Congratulations to a Detroit Tigers fan on your willingness to admit you're from Detroit.

  • Lent Lent

    I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence, and self-denial are going well.

    I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence, and self-denial are going well.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    I don't need a holiday devoted to moms to spend the weekend in a spiral of guilt and shame.

    I don't need a holiday devoted to moms to spend the weekend in a spiral of guilt and shame.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    There's no shame in unemployment if you stay indoors.

    There's no shame in unemployment if you stay indoors.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Hope you've been enjoying the pleasant summer weather on your daily walks of shame.

    Hope you've been enjoying the pleasant summer weather on your daily walks of shame.

  • St. Patrick's.. St. Patrick's..

    Your green kale detox smoothie has brought shame upon your ancestors this St. Patrick's Day.

    Your green kale detox smoothie has brought shame upon your ancestors this St. Patrick's Day.

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