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  • New Year's New Year's

    Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

    Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    The entire Internet is no longer mildly satisfying enough to get me through the workday.

    The entire Internet is no longer mildly satisfying enough to get me through the workday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Nothing I accomplish in my career can compare to how proud I am of how little I get away with doing every Monday.

    Nothing I accomplish in my career can compare to how proud I am of how little I get away with doing every Monday.

  • Get Well Get Well

    Get well enough to return to picking up my slack at work soon.

    Get well enough to return to picking up my slack at work soon.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Your busy day is interfering with my slacking off.

    Your busy day is interfering with my slacking off.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I get a full eight hours of sleep every day at my desk with my eyes open.

    I get a full eight hours of sleep every day at my desk with my eyes open.

  • Weekend Weekend

    I take my work home on the weekends by doing absolutely nothing there either.

    I take my work home on the weekends by doing absolutely nothing there either.

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