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  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Sorry a snowstorm helped you already justify blowing all 17 of your New Year's resolutions.

    Sorry a snowstorm helped you already justify blowing all 17 of your New Year's resolutions.

  • Flirting Flirting

    If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.

    If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face.

    Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Here's to shivering under blankets on the sofa burning as many calories as going to the gym.

    Here's to shivering under blankets on the sofa burning as many calories as going to the gym.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let's start saving up so we can move to one of those neighborhoods the city will plow.

    Let's start saving up so we can move to one of those neighborhoods the city will plow.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd never make you do a walk of shame during a polar vortex.

    I'd never make you do a walk of shame during a polar vortex.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Feel free to not give me a layer-by-layer description of every item of winter clothing you're wearing.

    Feel free to not give me a layer-by-layer description of every item of winter clothing you're wearing.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday.

    The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Your street won't be the only thing getting plowed this Valentine's Day.

    Your street won't be the only thing getting plowed this Valentine's Day.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let's bond over the periodic inconvenience of atmospheric precipitation.

    Let's bond over the periodic inconvenience of atmospheric precipitation.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    At least this weather prevents people on the street from starting conversations with me about the weather.

    At least this weather prevents people on the street from starting conversations with me about the weather.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.

    I hope the snowstorm doesn't impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I'm not fat, I'm warm.

    I'm not fat, I'm warm.

  • Farewell Farewell

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

    I can't wait to tell you how great my vacation would have been if it wasn't cancelled.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Commuting to work in a snowstorm is all the work I'm doing today.

    Commuting to work in a snowstorm is all the work I'm doing today.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Sorry you thought earmuffs were acceptable in our circle.

    Sorry you thought earmuffs were acceptable in our circle.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    I'd never let a snowstorm interfere with the incredible Valentine's Day plans I haven't made yet.

    I'd never let a snowstorm interfere with the incredible Valentine's Day plans I haven't made yet.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Here's hoping snowstorm preparation is the only reason you need fresh batteries this Valentine's Day.

    Here's hoping snowstorm preparation is the only reason you need fresh batteries this Valentine's Day.

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