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    Let's agree to never tell anyone I rubbed suntan lotion on your back.

    Let's agree to never tell anyone I rubbed suntan lotion on your back.

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    I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.

    I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have.

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    Best of luck being able to apply suntan lotion without masturbating.

    Best of luck being able to apply suntan lotion without masturbating.

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    My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.

    My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion.

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    A great way to show off your tan is to stand next to my stunningly white body.

    A great way to show off your tan is to stand next to my stunningly white body.

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