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  • Cry for Help Cry for Help

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

    I hope I get a big enough tax return to support the drinking habit I've formed from filing taxes.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

    I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

    Please accept this heartfelt non-handwritten note of thanks for your support in my time of need.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I support your decision to become an artist and preemptively disclose that you can't stay at my place.

    I support your decision to become an artist and preemptively disclose that you can't stay at my place.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.

    Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.

  • Go On Go On

    Seeking help online is a great way to learn that you should only seek help offline.

    Seeking help online is a great way to learn that you should only seek help offline.

  • LGBT LGBT

    I support gay marriage and oppose buying more wedding gifts.

    I support gay marriage and oppose buying more wedding gifts.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Your support of gay marriage makes me want to have straight sex with you.

    Your support of gay marriage makes me want to have straight sex with you.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I support the writer's strike by remaining too lazy to start my screenplay.

    I support the writer's strike by remaining too lazy to start my screenplay.

  • Go On Go On

    I'd join a support group for help with my problems if I didn't have to listen to anyone else's problems.

    I'd join a support group for help with my problems if I didn't have to listen to anyone else's problems.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I support the economy by only buying American hookers.

    I support the economy by only buying American hookers.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Let's show our support for the Egyptian people by spending twice as much time on the Internet today.

    Let's show our support for the Egyptian people by spending twice as much time on the Internet today.

  • Divorce Divorce

    I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.

    I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I support abolishing Stand Your Ground laws unless they apply to coworkers entering my cubicle.

    I support abolishing Stand Your Ground laws unless they apply to coworkers entering my cubicle.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Happy holidays to my parents who always make my visit home a time of love, affection, and tech support for their electronics.

    Happy holidays to my parents who always make my visit home a time of love, affection, and tech support for their electronics.

  • THIS IS 40 THIS IS 40

    Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about your age.

    Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about your age.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I support Newt Gingrich's idea of colonizing the moon if it'll help me get away from Newt Gingrich.

    I support Newt Gingrich's idea of colonizing the moon if it'll help me get away from Newt Gingrich.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Live each day like you have a significantly better health insurance plan.

    Live each day like you have a significantly better health insurance plan.

  • Thinking of You Thinking of You

    I want you to know that I would support any choice that I tell you to make.

    I want you to know that I would support any choice that I tell you to make.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    As a show of support while you study for the bar exam, I'll barely mention my many leisure activities.

    As a show of support while you study for the bar exam, I'll barely mention my many leisure activities.

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