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  • Drinking Drinking

    I'd love to have you over to my pool if I wasn't afraid of you drunkenly drowning in it.

    I'd love to have you over to my pool if I wasn't afraid of you drunkenly drowning in it.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thank you for still being my friend even after seeing how slowly I enter a pool.

    Thank you for still being my friend even after seeing how slowly I enter a pool.

  • Memorial Day Memorial Day

    This Memorial Day may you honor the bravery of our soldiers by summoning the courage to get in the pool without a t-shirt on.

    This Memorial Day may you honor the bravery of our soldiers by summoning the courage to get in the pool without a t-shirt on.

  • Sports Sports

    You remind me of Michael Phelps in that you're an unemployed stoner whose best days are behind you.

    You remind me of Michael Phelps in that you're an unemployed stoner whose best days are behind you.

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