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  • Birthday Birthday

    50th Birthday: Congratulations on turning an age when you can stop pretending to care about pop culture, technology, and your appearance.

    50th Birthday: Congratulations on turning an age when you can stop pretending to care about pop culture, technology, and your appearance.

  • Movies Movies

    I can't wait to see how far George Lucas will push the limits of technology to distract us from shitty dialogue.

    I can't wait to see how far George Lucas will push the limits of technology to distract us from shitty dialogue.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    FaceTime may finally be the technology that enables me to gauge how drunk you are when booty calling.

    FaceTime may finally be the technology that enables me to gauge how drunk you are when booty calling.

  • Birthday Birthday

    May you live long enough to be baffled by the technology people use to wish you happy birthday.

    May you live long enough to be baffled by the technology people use to wish you happy birthday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    You should know about a confusing new technology that won't remotely impact your life.

    You should know about a confusing new technology that won't remotely impact your life.

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