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    Tryptophan is a great excuse for nodding off when people are explaining why Hanukkah is so early this year.

    Tryptophan is a great excuse for nodding off when people are explaining why Hanukkah is so early this year.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    May you nap as soundly after Thanksgiving dinner as Justin Bieber after sex with a prostitute.

    May you nap as soundly after Thanksgiving dinner as Justin Bieber after sex with a prostitute.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I'm attracted to you enough to fool around after a full Thanksgiving dinner.

    I'm attracted to you enough to fool around after a full Thanksgiving dinner.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving before we pass out at the dinner table.

    Just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving before we pass out at the dinner table.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I'm going to blame tryptophan for my passing out at the table.

    I'm going to blame tryptophan for my passing out at the table.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    Here's to the tryptophan kicking in before you're able to clog Facebook with pictures of turkey.

    Here's to the tryptophan kicking in before you're able to clog Facebook with pictures of turkey.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    May the effects of tryptophan spare you from having to hear conversations about the effects of tryptophan.

    May the effects of tryptophan spare you from having to hear conversations about the effects of tryptophan.

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