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  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let's enjoy the gorgeous summer weather before it somehow tries to murder us.

    Let's enjoy the gorgeous summer weather before it somehow tries to murder us.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I never imagined Gilbert Gottfried could do anything more offensive than yell 'Aflac.'

    I never imagined Gilbert Gottfried could do anything more offensive than yell "Aflac."

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for always waiting at least a few hours after a major international tragedy to make jokes about it.

    Thanks for always waiting at least a few hours after a major international tragedy to make jokes about it.

  • Passover Passover

    I fondly remember when the ten deadly plagues of Passover were scarier to me than current earthly disasters.

    I fondly remember when the ten deadly plagues of Passover were scarier to me than current earthly disasters.

  • Earth Day Earth Day

    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day.

    Let's hope celebrating Earth Day will convince Earth to stop trying to kill us for one day.

  • Earth Day Earth Day

    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's.

    May your Earth Day be better than Earth's.

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