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  • Flirting Flirting

    It was nice waking up next to you in bed and meeting you for the first time.

    It was nice waking up next to you in bed and meeting you for the first time.

  • Weekend Weekend

    I hope you have as much fun as Joe Biden this weekend before waking up Monday feeling like Paul Ryan.

    I hope you have as much fun as Joe Biden this weekend before waking up Monday feeling like Paul Ryan.

  • Friendship Friendship

    Seeing you takes me back to the days of waking up in my own urine.

    Seeing you takes me back to the days of waking up in my own urine.

  • Curve Appeal Curve Appeal

    I'm excited to be waking up under you this holiday season instead of waking up under a pile of dirty laundry.

    I'm excited to be waking up under you this holiday season instead of waking up under a pile of dirty laundry.

  • Baby Baby

    Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants.

    Waking up when you got a baby, you feel like you drank a bottle of whiskey the night before, except the shit's in someone else's pants.

  • Flirting Flirting

    There's nothing I love more than waking up next to you and a device to check my email.

    There's nothing I love more than waking up next to you and a device to check my email.

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