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  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    The entire Internet is no longer mildly satisfying enough to get me through the workday.

    The entire Internet is no longer mildly satisfying enough to get me through the workday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    This heat wave is making me as equally unproductive as any typical workday.

    This heat wave is making me as equally unproductive as any typical workday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    This workday is going slower than a Florida arrest.

    This workday is going slower than a Florida arrest.

  • Workplace Workplace

    May your workday be as forgiving as Anthony Weiner's wife.

    May your workday be as forgiving as Anthony Weiner's wife.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I like my job enough that I sometimes go minutes without checking how many hours are left in the workday.

    I like my job enough that I sometimes go minutes without checking how many hours are left in the workday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    The seven minutes each cigarette takes off my life is worth the seven minutes it takes off my workday.

    The seven minutes each cigarette takes off my life is worth the seven minutes it takes off my workday.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Here's hoping your workday doesn't feel as long as Jessica Simpson's pregnancy.

    Here's hoping your workday doesn't feel as long as Jessica Simpson's pregnancy.

  • Workplace Workplace

    You don't need to be Claire Danes in Homeland to spend the workday uncontrollably sobbing.

    You don't need to be Claire Danes in Homeland to spend the workday uncontrollably sobbing.

  • Boss's Day Boss's Day

    I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and pornography.

    I'm honoring you this Boss's Day by spending only half my workday on email, social media, dating sites, and pornography.

  • April Fool's Day April Fool's Day

    May your workday not be as tedious as a multi-billion dollar company's April Fool's Day prank.

    May your workday not be as tedious as a multi-billion dollar company's April Fool's Day prank.

  • Chili's Happy.. Chili's Happy..

    Let's make up for a mediocre workday with an above average Happy Hour.

    Let's make up for a mediocre workday with an above average Happy Hour.

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