• refine by:
sort-by: Most Popular | Newest
  • Flirting Flirting

    You're my favorite cardio workout.

    You're my favorite cardio workout.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    I need a workout that will help me lose weight without losing my boobs.

    I need a workout that will help me lose weight without losing my boobs.

  • Confession Confession

    CrossFit is a mix of cardio, strength training, and incessantly talking about CrossFit.

    CrossFit is a mix of cardio, strength training, and incessantly talking about CrossFit.

  • Confession Confession

    Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

    Unless you tripped and smacked your face on the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'd love to go to the gym with you and watch you work out.

    I'd love to go to the gym with you and watch you work out.

  • Confession Confession

    I'd have a nicer ass if I didn't feel so lame doing the exercises that improve asses.

    I'd have a nicer ass if I didn't feel so lame doing the exercises that improve asses.

  • Confession Confession

    The most exercise I get is briefly sucking in my gut whenever I catch my reflection in the mirror.

    The most exercise I get is briefly sucking in my gut whenever I catch my reflection in the mirror.

  • Workplace Workplace

    My workout consists of walking around the office lying to people about going to the gym.

    My workout consists of walking around the office lying to people about going to the gym.

  • Confession Confession

    My favorite time to pretend I was going to exercise is when it's raining out.

    My favorite time to pretend I was going to exercise is when it's raining out.

  • Crystal Light Crystal Light

    Doing everything it takes to look good for dates drains me of the energy I need to go on dates.

    Doing everything it takes to look good for dates drains me of the energy I need to go on dates.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.

    I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.

  • vitaminwater.. vitaminwater..

    You're my favorite person to avoid going to the gym with.

    You're my favorite person to avoid going to the gym with.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Your weight loss is noticeable without you bringing it up first.

    Your weight loss is noticeable without you bringing it up first.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    At least there's not much summer left to be ashamed about not getting into shape for summer.

    At least there's not much summer left to be ashamed about not getting into shape for summer.

  • Confession Confession

    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout.

    My hardest workout is trying not to look bored while you tell me about your workout.

  • Confession Confession

    I'm going to the gym so I can tell you I'm going to the gym.

    I'm going to the gym so I can tell you I'm going to the gym.

  • Confession Confession

    My new exercise routine is running away from people who tell me about their new exercise routine.

    My new exercise routine is running away from people who tell me about their new exercise routine.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    Hope you're not too exhausted from your yearly visit to the gym on New Year's Day.

    Hope you're not too exhausted from your yearly visit to the gym on New Year's Day.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Thanks for thinking I may have gone to the gym this morning as opposed to just sweating on the way to work.

    Thanks for thinking I may have gone to the gym this morning as opposed to just sweating on the way to work.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I wish CrossFit got your personality in shape as well.

    I wish CrossFit got your personality in shape as well.

DON'T MISS THIS