• Seasonal Seasonal

    Here's to shivering under blankets on the sofa burning as many calories as going to the gym.

    Here's to shivering under blankets on the sofa burning as many calories as going to the gym.

  • TV TV

    I can't change the channel when those stupid Snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and don't want my arms to get cold.

    I can't change the channel when those stupid Snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and don't want my arms to get cold.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Due to our deteriorating finances, now would be a great time to tell me if you're Blanket Jackson's mom.

    Due to our deteriorating finances, now would be a great time to tell me if you're Blanket Jackson's mom.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm concerned the optimistic calm I felt watching the Obamas on 60 Minutes has unraveled my decades-long comfort blanket of wretched cynicism.

    I'm concerned the optimistic calm I felt watching the Obamas on 60 Minutes has unraveled my decades-long comfort blanket of wretched cynicism.

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