• Sports Sports

    My condolences to any Broncos player still capable of forming long-term memories.

    My condolences to any Broncos player still capable of forming long-term memories.

  • Sports Sports

    My condolences to a Broncos fan I hope is being soothed by mounds of legal marijuana.

    My condolences to a Broncos fan I hope is being soothed by mounds of legal marijuana.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    Best of luck to your team on winning the Super Bowl and getting out of New Jersey as quickly as possible.

    Best of luck to your team on winning the Super Bowl and getting out of New Jersey as quickly as possible.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    I hope watching the Super Bowl doesn't remind you of your team not being in the Super Bowl.

    I hope watching the Super Bowl doesn't remind you of your team not being in the Super Bowl.

  • Super Bowl.. Super Bowl..

    You're invited to ask me during my Super Bowl party which teams are playing.

    You're invited to ask me during my Super Bowl party which teams are playing.

  • Sports Sports

    I hope your team gets Tim Tebow so there'd be someone in your city getting laid less than you.

    I hope your team gets Tim Tebow so there'd be someone in your city getting laid less than you.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job.

    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job.

  • Sports Sports

    I'd still rather have sex than throw an 80-yard touchdown pass to win an overtime playoff game.

    I'd still rather have sex than throw an 80-yard touchdown pass to win an overtime playoff game.

  • Sports Sports

    I hope your team can extend its playoff run so you can extend your artificially intimate connection with coworkers.

    I hope your team can extend its playoff run so you can extend your artificially intimate connection with coworkers.

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