• Workplace Workplace

    I can't believe it's already time to work through lunch.

    I can't believe it's already time to work through lunch.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.

    I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.

  • Confession Confession

    I'm too busy interacting with strangers on the internet to stay in touch with my friends.

    I'm too busy interacting with strangers on the internet to stay in touch with my friends.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Pretending to look busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week.

    Pretending to look busy on a Friday is the hardest I work all week.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'm busy right now but would be happy to ignore you at some other time.

    I'm busy right now but would be happy to ignore you at some other time.

  • Confession Confession

    The best part of a juice cleanse is that you don't have time to eat because you're too busy telling everyone you're on a juice cleanse.

    The best part of a juice cleanse is that you don't have time to eat because you're too busy telling everyone you're on a juice cleanse.

  • Farewell Farewell

    Next time you're in town be sure to call me so I can be too busy to see you.

    Next time you're in town be sure to call me so I can be too busy to see you.

  • Cry for Help Cry for Help

    Pretending to look busy on a Friday is hard work.

    Pretending to look busy on a Friday is hard work.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for all the time you spend listening to me complain about not having enough time.

    Thanks for all the time you spend listening to me complain about not having enough time.

  • Curve Appeal Curve Appeal

    You're my favorite excuse for being too busy to see my friends.

    You're my favorite excuse for being too busy to see my friends.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I could see you playing in the Super Bowl if the entire game was mulling around trying to look busy during a power outage.

    I could see you playing in the Super Bowl if the entire game was mulling around trying to look busy during a power outage.

  • Breakup Breakup

    I'd like to go out with you, but I'm too busy upholding the standards which I delusionally believe I deserve.

    I'd like to go out with you, but I'm too busy upholding the standards which I delusionally believe I deserve.

  • Confession Confession

    I like to stay as busy as possible to take my mind off how much I hate the things I do to stay busy.

    I like to stay as busy as possible to take my mind off how much I hate the things I do to stay busy.

  • Weekend Weekend

    I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there's a better chance they're already busy.

    I wait until Thursday to ask people about their weekend plans so there's a better chance they're already busy.

  • Thinking Of You Thinking Of You

    May you never realize there aren't enough hours in the day for everything I say I'm busy doing to avoid you.

    May you never realize there aren't enough hours in the day for everything I say I'm busy doing to avoid you.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

    May your mom not be too busy pleasuring herself to Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate Mother's Day with you.

  • Apology Apology

    Sorry that I haven't been in touch, but I've been really busy avoiding contacting you.

    Sorry that I haven't been in touch, but I've been really busy avoiding contacting you.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'd definitely riot against our inept government if I wasn't so busy complaining about it online.

    I'd definitely riot against our inept government if I wasn't so busy complaining about it online.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I guess I have to leave you a voicemail since I know you are too busy holding your own ankles over your head.

    I guess I have to leave you a voicemail since I know you are too busy holding your own ankles over your head.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'm looking for someone to date who also has completely no time to date.

    I'm looking for someone to date who also has completely no time to date.

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