• Mom Mom

    Thanks for letting me know you understand what it's like to be a parent since you have a pet.

    Thanks for letting me know you understand what it's like to be a parent since you have a pet.

  • Confession Confession

    Sending cute animal videos is the only way I know how to connect with humans.

    Sending cute animal videos is the only way I know how to connect with humans.

  • Pets Pets

    I pray my dog never finds out how much more popular cats are on the Internet.

    I pray my dog never finds out how much more popular cats are on the Internet.

  • Cute Therapy Cute Therapy

    You don't know what a bad day is until you discover all your private moments are on YouTube.

    You don't know what a bad day is until you discover all your private moments are on YouTube.

  • Pets Pets

    I'd be way more productive if my cat let me work for more than five minutes before sitting on my keyboard.

    I'd be way more productive if my cat let me work for more than five minutes before sitting on my keyboard.

  • Pets Pets

    My cat's absurdly reckless behavior helps me feel less ashamed of my own.

    My cat's absurdly reckless behavior helps me feel less ashamed of my own.

  • Pets Pets

    I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me.

    I feel terrible getting my cat fixed and relegating it to the same sexless existence as me.

  • Pets Pets

    I've come to terms with the fact that my cat will never be Internet famous.

    I've come to terms with the fact that my cat will never be Internet famous.

  • Pets Pets

    My cat has better manners than my friends.

    My cat has better manners than my friends.

  • Pets Pets

    The next time my cat wakes me at 5:00 a.m. to be fed I'm probably going to get out of bed and feed it like I always do.

    The next time my cat wakes me at 5:00 a.m. to be fed I'm probably going to get out of bed and feed it like I always do.

  • Pets Pets

    I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative.

    I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative.

  • Pets Pets

    There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.

    There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again.

  • Pets Pets

    It still feels too soon to introduce you to my cat.

    It still feels too soon to introduce you to my cat.

  • Pets Pets

    I'm willing to date someone with deep-seated psychological issues as long as they don't have cat allergies.

    I'm willing to date someone with deep-seated psychological issues as long as they don't have cat allergies.

  • Pets Pets

    I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my Facebook page.

    I wonder if my cat would think I'm too clingy if it ever saw how many of its pictures are on my Facebook page.

  • Pets Pets

    Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.

    Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.

  • Pets Pets

    I love my cat for not judging the horrible things it's seen me do.

    I love my cat for not judging the horrible things it's seen me do.

  • Pets Pets

    I feed my cats better than I feed myself.

    I feed my cats better than I feed myself.

  • Pets Pets

    My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight.

    My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    It's great that you're comfortable enough in your heterosexuality to own a cat.

    It's great that you're comfortable enough in your heterosexuality to own a cat.

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