• Flirting Flirting

    You're even easier to enter than the new World Trade Center.

    You're even easier to enter than the new World Trade Center.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    It'd be easier to tell you why Lou Reed was such an important musician if you turned down your Miley Cyrus album.

    It'd be easier to tell you why Lou Reed was such an important musician if you turned down your Miley Cyrus album.

  • Columbus Day Columbus Day

    It would be a lot easier to honor the discovery of America if America was open right now.

    It would be a lot easier to honor the discovery of America if America was open right now.

  • My Chateau My Chateau

    I prefer white wines because they're easier to clean up whenever my child knocks over my glass.

    I prefer white wines because they're easier to clean up whenever my child knocks over my glass.

  • Breakup Breakup

    May you have an easier time finding your next girlfriend than you did finding my clitoris.

    May you have an easier time finding your next girlfriend than you did finding my clitoris.

  • Workplace Workplace

    There's got to be an easier way to make a living than barely doing anything at my job all day.

    There's got to be an easier way to make a living than barely doing anything at my job all day.

  • Curve Appeal Curve Appeal

    It'd be easier to get you the perfect birthday gift if you'd just buy it yourself.

    It'd be easier to get you the perfect birthday gift if you'd just buy it yourself.

  • Farewell Farewell

    The TSA relaxing its policy on knives will make it easier to stab yourself after going through a soul-crushing TSA patdown.

    The TSA relaxing its policy on knives will make it easier to stab yourself after going through a soul-crushing TSA patdown.

  • Retailmenot Retailmenot

    I shop online to make it easier to brag about the savings on Facebook and Twitter.

    I shop online to make it easier to brag about the savings on Facebook and Twitter.

  • Workplace Workplace

    May you have an easier time than Obama this week at convincing people you deserve to keep your job.

    May you have an easier time than Obama this week at convincing people you deserve to keep your job.

  • Moonrise Kingdom Moonrise Kingdom

    Running away from home was easier when I didn't have a mortgage payment.

    Running away from home was easier when I didn't have a mortgage payment.

  • International.. International..

    It'd be easier to afford an International Women's Day party if we made as much money as men.

    It'd be easier to afford an International Women's Day party if we made as much money as men.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'm easier than community college.

    I'm easier than community college.

  • Chelsea? NBC Chelsea? NBC

    My New Year's resolutions would be easier to keep if we weren't friends.

    My New Year's resolutions would be easier to keep if we weren't friends.

  • Friends With.. Friends With..

    It'd be easier to be friends if we weren't so good at the benefits part.

    It'd be easier to be friends if we weren't so good at the benefits part.

  • Curb Your.. Curb Your..

    You're great at making things so much easier for you.

    You're great at making things so much easier for you.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I hope you're Raptured into heaven because it will be much easier than laying you off.

    I hope you're Raptured into heaven because it will be much easier than laying you off.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.

    Please don't remotely worry about buying me a gift this year if cash would be easier.

  • PUMA > I AM 60 PUMA > I AM 60

    It'd be easier to give you tips on your golf game if your golf clothing didn't scald my eyeballs.

    It'd be easier to give you tips on your golf game if your golf clothing didn't scald my eyeballs.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Sleeping with you would really make ending my current relationship easier.

    Sleeping with you would really make ending my current relationship easier.

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