• Confession Confession

    Texts, calls, and email are probably not the best way to reach me.

    Texts, calls, and email are probably not the best way to reach me.

  • Friendship Friendship

    One thing funnier than the video you sent me is you believing I'm actually going to watch it.

    One thing funnier than the video you sent me is you believing I'm actually going to watch it.

  • Confession Confession

    There's no easy way to tell you this but I've already seen the link you sent me.

    There's no easy way to tell you this but I've already seen the link you sent me.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I'm more afraid of forgetting to add an email attachment than I am of dying.

    I'm more afraid of forgetting to add an email attachment than I am of dying.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Sorry you thought your work email was important enough for me to bother reading on a Friday afternoon.

    Sorry you thought your work email was important enough for me to bother reading on a Friday afternoon.

  • Flirting Flirting

    There's nothing I love more than waking up next to you and a device to check my email.

    There's nothing I love more than waking up next to you and a device to check my email.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Just a reminder to be careful about using email for sensitive issues like creating a man-made traffic disaster in New Jersey.

    Just a reminder to be careful about using email for sensitive issues like creating a man-made traffic disaster in New Jersey.

  • Thinking Of You Thinking Of You

    Just wanted to email you something on Cyber Monday that isn't a sale offer.

    Just wanted to email you something on Cyber Monday that isn't a sale offer.

  • Ransom Cards Ransom Cards

    If you ever want to see me alive again reply to my emails in a timely fashion.

    If you ever want to see me alive again reply to my emails in a timely fashion.

  • Halloween Halloween

    Truly Terrifying Jack O' Lantern: Mistaken reply to all.

    Truly Terrifying Jack O' Lantern: Mistaken reply to all.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.

    Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email.

  • Workplace Workplace

    My email saying I'll be working from home is all the work I'll be doing today.

    My email saying I'll be working from home is all the work I'll be doing today.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I will be out of the office today claiming I won't have access to email.

    I will be out of the office today claiming I won't have access to email.

  • Honest Pop-ups Honest Pop-ups

    Honest Pop-Up Notifications: No email subject warning.

    Honest Pop-Up Notifications: No email subject warning.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Spam isn't any more manipulative, irritating, or uncomfortably sexual than most email I get from coworkers.

    Spam isn't any more manipulative, irritating, or uncomfortably sexual than most email I get from coworkers.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Having all your contact info appear in every one of your emails makes me never want to contact you again.

    Having all your contact info appear in every one of your emails makes me never want to contact you again.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Here's to Gmail for streamlining the email ignoring process.

    Here's to Gmail for streamlining the email ignoring process.

  • Workplace Workplace

    I care more about the well-being of Gmail than the well-being of my friends and family.

    I care more about the well-being of Gmail than the well-being of my friends and family.

  • Cry For Help Cry For Help

    Let me know when you get my Gmail saying how freaked out I am about Gmail not working.

    Let me know when you get my Gmail saying how freaked out I am about Gmail not working.

  • Friendship Friendship

    Just because I rarely bother to return your calls and emails doesn't mean I don't consider you a close friend.

    Just because I rarely bother to return your calls and emails doesn't mean I don't consider you a close friend.

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