• Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.

    I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.

  • Bioré Bioré

    Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

    Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes.

  • vitaminwater.. vitaminwater..

    I'll always be there to badmouth your exes until you get back together with them.

    I'll always be there to badmouth your exes until you get back together with them.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes.

    I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes.

  • Valentine's Day Valentine's Day

    Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep.

    Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep.

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