• Flirting Flirting

    I’m jealous of your gas because I want to be inside you.

    I’m jealous of your gas because I want to be inside you.

  • Breakup Breakup

    I regret having held in even a single fart for you.

    I regret having held in even a single fart for you.

  • Breakup Breakup

    I'd trust a fart after a binge at Taco Bell more than I'd trust you.

    I'd trust a fart after a binge at Taco Bell more than I'd trust you.

  • Confession Confession

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

    I may have over-trusted that fart.

  • Confession Confession

    I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing me.

    I just printed a 54 page document solely so I could fart at will without my coworkers hearing me.

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