• Birthday Birthday

    This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.

    This card is to say I had no input on the lame office birthday card I was forced to sign.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Wishing you happy birthday in private so you can avoid forced birthday conversations with coworkers.

    Wishing you happy birthday in private so you can avoid forced birthday conversations with coworkers.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule.

    Sorry not being allowed to work from home has forced you to adjust your masturbation schedule.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I adore you even more than the people of North Korea are forced to adore Kim Jong-un.

    I adore you even more than the people of North Korea are forced to adore Kim Jong-un.

  • TV TV

    Justice will be served if Lindsay Lohan is forced to watch Liz & Dick in prison.

    Justice will be served if Lindsay Lohan is forced to watch Liz & Dick in prison.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Rush Limbaugh should be forced to endure the unspeakable horror of listening to Rush Limbaugh.

    Rush Limbaugh should be forced to endure the unspeakable horror of listening to Rush Limbaugh.

  • Thinking of You Thinking of You

    I want you to know that I meant every word of the compliments you forced me to make.

    I want you to know that I meant every word of the compliments you forced me to make.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I hope Obama isn't forced to compromise on his birthday plans.

    I hope Obama isn't forced to compromise on his birthday plans.

  • Breakup Breakup

    I'm sorry if you thought my forced apology was insincere.

    I'm sorry if you thought my forced apology was insincere.

  • DailyCandy.. DailyCandy..

    Sorry an ill-timed chemical peel has forced you into seclusion for the bulk of the holiday season.

    Sorry an ill-timed chemical peel has forced you into seclusion for the bulk of the holiday season.

  • Take Kids To.. Take Kids To..

    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living.

    I was hoping to keep the kids in the dark about what the economy has forced me to do for a living.

  • DailyCandy DailyCandy

    Sorry an ill-timed chemical peel has forced you into seclusion for the bulk of the holiday season.

    Sorry an ill-timed chemical peel has forced you into seclusion for the bulk of the holiday season.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I'm thankful that no one has forced me to completely assimilate to their culture and then celebrated by stealing my land and killing my people.

    I'm thankful that no one has forced me to completely assimilate to their culture and then celebrated by stealing my land and killing my people.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm proud to say I was alive when Bush's approval ratings sank lower than those of the only president ever forced to resign.

    I'm proud to say I was alive when Bush's approval ratings sank lower than those of the only president ever forced to resign.

  • TV TV

    Without The Wire, I'm forced to rely on local news for my fix of appalling urban violence and corruption.

    Without The Wire, I'm forced to rely on local news for my fix of appalling urban violence and corruption.

  • Wedding Wedding

    I'm glad we forced our loved ones to buy us tons of stupid crap.

    I'm glad we forced our loved ones to buy us tons of stupid crap.

  • Wedding Wedding

    I'm so happy I forced you into marrying me.

    I'm so happy I forced you into marrying me.

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