• Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'm genuinely shocked James Franco tried to pick up an underage girl rather than an underage boy.

    I'm genuinely shocked James Franco tried to pick up an underage girl rather than an underage boy.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    At least Fred Phelps doesn't have to worry about Fred Phelps disrupting his funeral.

    At least Fred Phelps doesn't have to worry about Fred Phelps disrupting his funeral.

  • St. Patrick's.. St. Patrick's..

    Let's protest the St. Patrick's Day parade until it's as gay as every other parade.

    Let's protest the St. Patrick's Day parade until it's as gay as every other parade.

  • St. Patrick's.. St. Patrick's..

    Here's to gays someday having the right to walk arm-in-arm down a piss-soaked street with violent blacked-out homophobes.

    Here's to gays someday having the right to walk arm-in-arm down a piss-soaked street with violent blacked-out homophobes.

  • St. Patrick's.. St. Patrick's..

    You seem awfully afraid of gays for a guy wearing a skirt and no underwear.

    You seem awfully afraid of gays for a guy wearing a skirt and no underwear.

  • Congratulations Congratulations

    Congratulations to gay Arizonians on still being allowed to eat where people hate you.

    Congratulations to gay Arizonians on still being allowed to eat where people hate you.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Gay people should have as much right as anyone to eat terrible Arizona Tex-Mex.

    Gay people should have as much right as anyone to eat terrible Arizona Tex-Mex.

  • U.S. U.S.

    No homo, literally.

    No homo, literally.

  • U.S. U.S.

    Come visit us, 90% of the population!

    Come visit us, 90% of the population!

  • U.S. U.S.

    Almost bigger than the gap between Arizona and the 21st century.

    Almost bigger than the gap between Arizona and the 21st century.

  • U.S. U.S.

    The most flamboyant thing Arizona is still proud of.

    The most flamboyant thing Arizona is still proud of.

  • U.S. U.S.

    Home of the NFL's Arizona Cardinals and a bunch of other anti-gay businesses.

    Home of the NFL's Arizona Cardinals and a bunch of other anti-gay businesses.

  • Sports Sports

    Congratulations to the Russian hockey team on being manhandled in a way that's still legal in Russia.

    Congratulations to the Russian hockey team on being manhandled in a way that's still legal in Russia.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I can't think of anything gayer than talking graphically about men's anuses in a national magazine.

    I can't think of anything gayer than talking graphically about men's anuses in a national magazine.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Please be our guest for some state-sanctioned girl-on-girl nuptials.

    Please be our guest for some state-sanctioned girl-on-girl nuptials.

  • PSAs PSAs

    PSA: It gets better because all the old homophobic people are starting to die off.

    PSA: It gets better because all the old homophobic people are starting to die off.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Let's celebrate a guy who walks around in flamboyant robes and necklaces all day for not judging homosexuals.

    Let's celebrate a guy who walks around in flamboyant robes and necklaces all day for not judging homosexuals.

  • Canada Day Canada Day

    I'm sorry I mistook your town's Canada Day parade for a Gay Pride parade.

    I'm sorry I mistook your town's Canada Day parade for a Gay Pride parade.

  • Independence Day Independence Day

    This is the perfect July 4th to recognize that our striped, star-spangled flag is only slightly less gay than the rainbow flag.

    This is the perfect July 4th to recognize that our striped, star-spangled flag is only slightly less gay than the rainbow flag.

  • LGBT LGBT

    Your wedding better be gay as hell if I'm going to waste one of my summer weekends attending it.

    Your wedding better be gay as hell if I'm going to waste one of my summer weekends attending it.

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