• Confession Confession

    Ignoring texts is the new ignoring voicemails.

    Ignoring texts is the new ignoring voicemails.

  • Ransom Cards Ransom Cards

    Keep ignoring my texts and I swear to god I will leave a voicemail.

    Keep ignoring my texts and I swear to god I will leave a voicemail.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Here's to Gmail for streamlining the email ignoring process.

    Here's to Gmail for streamlining the email ignoring process.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Let's get back to passive-aggressively ignoring our mothers for the next 364 days.

    Let's get back to passive-aggressively ignoring our mothers for the next 364 days.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Office Coupon: Good for me ignoring how long you were just in the bathroom.

    Office Coupon: Good for me ignoring how long you were just in the bathroom.

  • Movies Movies

    I'm ignoring your Oscar opinions even more enthusiastically than the Oscars ignored Ben Affleck.

    I'm ignoring your Oscar opinions even more enthusiastically than the Oscars ignored Ben Affleck.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never use.

    Thank you for completely ignoring our wedding registry and instead getting us something you thought we should have but that we'll never use.

  • Thanks Thanks

    Thanks for ignoring me when I said you didn't have to get me a gift.

    Thanks for ignoring me when I said you didn't have to get me a gift.

  • Flirting Flirting

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

  • Sports Sports

    This is the most exciting World Series I've ever felt slightly bad about completely ignoring.

    This is the most exciting World Series I've ever felt slightly bad about completely ignoring.

  • Hpnotiq Harmonie Hpnotiq Harmonie

    Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them.

    Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

    Let's celebrate Christ's birthday this year by ignoring the fact that he would have celebrated Hanukkah.

  • Thinking of You Thinking of You

    You are not paying me enough attention to notice that i am ignoring you.

    You are not paying me enough attention to notice that i am ignoring you.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I'm leaving a voicemail on the off-chance you're ignoring every text, e-mail, tweet, wall comment and every other non-verbal communication I've sent you.

    I'm leaving a voicemail on the off-chance you're ignoring every text, e-mail, tweet, wall comment and every other non-verbal communication I've sent you.

  • Seasonal Seasonal

    Let's get back to ignoring our Jewish heritage until whenever the hell Hanukkah is.

    Let's get back to ignoring our Jewish heritage until whenever the hell Hanukkah is.

  • Sports Sports

    Let's get back to ignoring soccer for the next four years.

    Let's get back to ignoring soccer for the next four years.

  • Birthday Birthday

    Sorry everyone ignoring your birthday led you to falsely suspect a surprise party.

    Sorry everyone ignoring your birthday led you to falsely suspect a surprise party.

  • Birthday Birthday

    I think we're ready to start ignoring each other's birthdays.

    I think we're ready to start ignoring each other's birthdays.

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