• Workplace Workplace

    I'm taking a mental health day to evaluate why I'm still working here.

    I'm taking a mental health day to evaluate why I'm still working here.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Thank god my job offers mental health benefits so I can talk to a therapist about my job destroying my will to live.

    Thank god my job offers mental health benefits so I can talk to a therapist about my job destroying my will to live.

  • Friendship Friendship

    It's so comforting to know I have a friend to share the same mental health issues with.

    It's so comforting to know I have a friend to share the same mental health issues with.

  • Flirting Flirting

    I hope my excessive drinking, mental instability, and fat, disgusting body don't keep you from having sexual relations with me later.

    I hope my excessive drinking, mental instability, and fat, disgusting body don't keep you from having sexual relations with me later.

  • Friendship Friendship

    I'm willing to overlook your obvious mental instabilities for your admirable efforts to conceal them.

    I'm willing to overlook your obvious mental instabilities for your admirable efforts to conceal them.

  • Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

    I'm torn between the lack of mental anguish at your parents' Thanksgiving dinner and the far superior turkey at mine.

    I'm torn between the lack of mental anguish at your parents' Thanksgiving dinner and the far superior turkey at mine.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    Don't forget to take advantage of your semi-racist grandparents' deteriorating mental faculties to fool them into voting for Obama.

    Don't forget to take advantage of your semi-racist grandparents' deteriorating mental faculties to fool them into voting for Obama.

  • Family Family

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Most of my questions pertain to mental health coverage.

    Most of my questions pertain to mental health coverage.

  • Mother's Day Mother's Day

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

    Thanks for always thinking about me to the detriment of your own mental health.

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