• Confession Confession

    I hate myself for bringing up the Royal Wedding in order to share how much I hate when people bring up the Royal Wedding.

    I hate myself for bringing up the Royal Wedding in order to share how much I hate when people bring up the Royal Wedding.

  • Wedding Wedding

    Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty.

    Unlike Prince William, you can be sure no one will marry you for fame, fortune, or royalty.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    I'd settle for the prince who wore the Nazi costume.

    I'd settle for the prince who wore the Nazi costume.

  • Reminders Reminders

    You can't wait seven years to propose if you're not in line to become king.

    You can't wait seven years to propose if you're not in line to become king.

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