• Sports Sports

    Sorry to Tim Tebow that the Jets did to you what you have yet to do to a woman.

    Sorry to Tim Tebow that the Jets did to you what you have yet to do to a woman.

  • Weekend Weekend

    Let's celebrate Tim Tebow's arrival in New York with a night out that would completely mortify Tim Tebow.

    Let's celebrate Tim Tebow's arrival in New York with a night out that would completely mortify Tim Tebow.

  • Sympathy Sympathy

    Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have sex with you.

    Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have sex with you.

  • Sports Sports

    I hope your team gets Tim Tebow so there'd be someone in your city getting laid less than you.

    I hope your team gets Tim Tebow so there'd be someone in your city getting laid less than you.

  • Somewhat Topical Somewhat Topical

    The mauling of Tim Tebow has clinched my decision to stick with a life of sin.

    The mauling of Tim Tebow has clinched my decision to stick with a life of sin.

  • Sports Sports

    I think a good Tebow drinking game would be to drink every time Tim Tebow doesn't drink.

    I think a good Tebow drinking game would be to drink every time Tim Tebow doesn't drink.

  • Workplace Workplace

    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job.

    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job.

  • Sports Sports

    I'd still rather have sex than throw an 80-yard touchdown pass to win an overtime playoff game.

    I'd still rather have sex than throw an 80-yard touchdown pass to win an overtime playoff game.

  • MLK Day MLK Day

    Let's over-celebrate MLK Day to compensate for a weekend of watching eight white quarterbacks.

    Let's over-celebrate MLK Day to compensate for a weekend of watching eight white quarterbacks.

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