• Mom Mom

    You're the reason our kids are ugly.

    You're the reason our kids are ugly.

  • Christmas Season Christmas Season

    I'm only wearing this ugly Christmas sweater so that you'll rip it off my body.

    I'm only wearing this ugly Christmas sweater so that you'll rip it off my body.

  • Ransom Cards Ransom Cards

    I have ugly photos of you and will tag you in them if my demands aren't met.

    I have ugly photos of you and will tag you in them if my demands aren't met.

  • Cry for Help Cry for Help

    It's such a pity that the people who love me for who I am are always ugly.

    It's such a pity that the people who love me for who I am are always ugly.

  • Friendship Friendship

    You're that girl who removes her glasses and everyone suddenly realizes you're just as weird as you were before.

    You're that girl who removes her glasses and everyone suddenly realizes you're just as weird as you were before.

  • Confession Confession

    I take it as a personal challenge to reserve my true thoughts about your ugly baby's picture.

    I take it as a personal challenge to reserve my true thoughts about your ugly baby's picture.

  • Thinking of You Thinking of You

    You remind me of an ugly version of Steve Buscemi.

    You remind me of an ugly version of Steve Buscemi.

  • Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

    I think I'd be great to date until someone more interesting comes along.

    I think I'd be great to date until someone more interesting comes along.

  • Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

    I'd give you some of my least favorite body parts if you really needed them.

    I'd give you some of my least favorite body parts if you really needed them.

  • Ugly Americans Ugly Americans

    You'll love being hurt by me.

    You'll love being hurt by me.

  • Weekend Weekend

    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.

    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.

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