• Confession Confession

    I wish I could outsource my exercise.

    I wish I could outsource my exercise.

  • Benefit.. Benefit..

    Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out.

    Yoga is my favorite way to pretend to work out.

  • Confession Confession

    None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.

    None of my yoga pants have ever been to yoga.

  • Apology Apology

    I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, brother, roommate, father, yoga instructor, boss, math teacher, and/or gay best friend.

    I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, brother, roommate, father, yoga instructor, boss, math teacher, and/or gay best friend.

  • Thinking Of You Thinking Of You

    I'd endure a yoga class for you.

    I'd endure a yoga class for you.

  • Thinking Of You Thinking Of You

    You're one of the few people I would consider hugging directly after a Bikram Yoga class.

    You're one of the few people I would consider hugging directly after a Bikram Yoga class.

  • Bother Voting Bother Voting

    I think it's great you're going to squeeze in voting between a manicure and yoga.

    I think it's great you're going to squeeze in voting between a manicure and yoga.

  • Encouragement Encouragement

    I hear yoga does amazing things for people who incessantly glorify yoga.

    I hear yoga does amazing things for people who incessantly glorify yoga.

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