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  • May. 23rd, 2012

    There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.

    There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting in a bar.

  • May. 23rd, 2012

    My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.

    My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.

  • Yesterday

    No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are.

    No amount of tanning will ever change how hopelessly white you are.

  • Mar. 29th, 2012

    Let's spend the weekend pulling out the winter clothes we put into storage last weekend.

    Let's spend the weekend pulling out the winter clothes we put into storage last weekend.

  • Mar. 28th, 2012

    Magic Johnson has accomplished more with AIDS than I have with seasonal allergies.

    Magic Johnson has accomplished more with AIDS than I have with seasonal allergies.

  • Mar. 28th, 2012

    I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

    I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

  • Mar. 27th, 2012

    At my age, Spring Break means taking my full 30 minutes for lunch.

    At my age, Spring Break means taking my full 30 minutes for lunch.

  • Mar. 20th, 2012

    I'm really excited about the first day of spring back in January.

    I'm really excited about the first day of spring back in January.

  • Feb. 27th, 2012

    I'm glad the mild winter has outlasted your desire to talk about it.

    I'm glad the mild winter has outlasted your desire to talk about it.

  • Jan. 31st, 2012

    May your fashionable winter boots continue protecting you from 45-degree weather.

    May your fashionable winter boots continue protecting you from 45-degree weather.

  • Jan. 18th, 2012

    The mild weather is making it harder to justify hiding in my apartment all winter.

    The mild weather is making it harder to justify hiding in my apartment all winter.

  • Jan. 18th, 2012

    I wish it would snow so I could complain about the snow.

    I wish it would snow so I could complain about the snow.

  • Jan. 11th, 2012

    My favorite part of winter is not living on the East Coast.

    My favorite part of winter is not living on the East Coast.

  • Jan. 6th, 2012

    It's so cold that I'm willing to have sex above my weight class just for the body heat.

    It's so cold that I'm willing to have sex above my weight class just for the body heat.

  • Nov. 26th, 2011

    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

  • Sep. 6th, 2011

    I worry that global warming could extend wedding season.

    I worry that global warming could extend wedding season.

  • Sep. 1st, 2011

    Sorry you can't use a hurricane as an excuse to not leave your home this weekend.

    Sorry you can't use a hurricane as an excuse to not leave your home this weekend.

  • Aug. 31st, 2011

    Let's break up before we find out what we look like in the winter.

    Let's break up before we find out what we look like in the winter.

  • Aug. 30th, 2011

    May you never share the same name as a horrifying natural disaster.

    May you never share the same name as a horrifying natural disaster.

  • Aug. 30th, 2011

    Congratulations on remaining the most destructive natural disaster at your beach house.

    Congratulations on remaining the most destructive natural disaster at your beach house.

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