Sorry Hurricane Earl has been to better places than you this summer
The summer heat has made me exhausted from trying to dress as slutty as everyone else
Let's bond this summer over a shared appreciation of barely concealed breasts
It's that time of year when we thank god all the hot, toned guys don't like girls
Your quiet, secluded summer house sounds like the perfect place for me to work non-stop
The record-breaking cold weather is causing less suffering than your attempts at explaining it
I'm glad my urine won't be the most toxic thing in our nation's waters this weekend
At Burning Man, I hope your geodesic dome doesn't get run over by a kinetic sculpture
You could conceivably be the first person to do something completely unacceptable at Burning Man
Burning Man is a symbol of our freedom to get wasted enough to appreciate abominable works of art
