You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs
Let's determine how to safely greet each other during swine flu season
Your quiet, secluded summer house sounds like the perfect place for me to work non-stop
Prepare yourself for a moderately competent display of manliness
Let's bond this summer over a shared appreciation of barely concealed breasts
May your devastating winter blues finally give way to your debilitating spring allergies
I hope I didn't confuse you by suggesting we walk somewhere just for the enjoyment of walking
Let me know a good weekend for you to invite me to your ski house
Sorry the size of your snow angel made you realize how badly you need to get to the gym
You seem pretty scared of catching swine flu for someone who's not remotely scared of catching STDs
I'm impressed by your weather-resistant dedication to always showing an inappropriate amount of cleavage
Sorry you thought earmuffs were acceptable in our circle
The arrival of sweater season has coincided perfectly with my new habit of eating every carb I can possibly wedge inside my body
The coldest of winter nights could never prevent me from meeting you out for drinks and potential sex