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    May your fashionable winter boots continue protecting you from 45-degree weather.

    May your fashionable winter boots continue protecting you from 45-degree weather

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    The mild weather is making it harder to justify hiding in my apartment all winter.

    The mild weather is making it harder to justify hiding in my apartment all winter

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    I wish it would snow so I could complain about the snow.

    I wish it would snow so I could complain about the snow

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    My favorite part of winter is not living on the East Coast.

    My favorite part of winter is not living on the East Coast

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    It's so cold that I'm willing to have sex above my weight class just for the body heat.

    It's so cold that I'm willing to have sex above my weight class just for the body heat

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    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

    Your Christmas present will be all the more meaningful to me if you had to pepper spray someone in order to get it.

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    I worry that global warming could extend wedding season.

    I worry that global warming could extend wedding season

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    Sorry you can't use a hurricane as an excuse to not leave your home this weekend.

    Sorry you can't use a hurricane as an excuse to not leave your home this weekend

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    Let's break up before we find out what we look like in the winter.

    Let's break up before we find out what we look like in the winter

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    May you never share the same name as a horrifying natural disaster.

    May you never share the same name as a horrifying natural disaster

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    Congratulations on remaining the most destructive natural disaster at your beach house.

    Congratulations on remaining the most destructive natural disaster at your beach house

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    The end of summer is much less depressing when you never had money to enjoy summer.

    The end of summer is much less depressing when you never had money to enjoy summer

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    Summer interns going back to school means I'll have to go back to ogling coworkers my own age.

    Summer interns going back to school means I'll have to go back to ogling coworkers my own age

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    Please don't ruin the nice weather by suggesting that we go outdoors.

    Please don't ruin the nice weather by suggesting that we go outdoors

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    This heat wave makes me appreciate that I only work on a virtual farm.

    This heat wave makes me appreciate that I only work on a virtual farm

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    This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat.

    This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat

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    This heat is making me sweat like an 80-year-old media mogul on his way to hell.

    This heat is making me sweat like an 80-year-old media mogul on his way to hell

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    It's hot enough out that I'd consider seeing Zookeeper just for the theater air conditioning.

    It's hot enough out that I'd consider seeing Zookeeper just for the theater air conditioning

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    Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover.

    Let's enjoy a day that's longer than others for reasons that don't involve having a terrible hangover

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    Thanks for making the longest day of the year longer by explaining why it's the longest day of the year.

    Thanks for making the longest day of the year longer by explaining why it's the longest day of the year

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