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    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

    Sorry to hear that your Facebook stock is now as worthless as your Facebook posts.

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    The Facebook IPO is a great reminder of how much money there is to be made on helping people waste their lives.

    The Facebook IPO is a great reminder of how much money there is to be made on helping people waste their lives.

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    I wish there was a Jedi mind trick I could use to get you to stop talking about Star Wars Day.

    I wish there was a Jedi mind trick I could use to get you to stop talking about Star Wars Day.

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    I can't believe it's been a year since a shark probably ate Osama Bin Laden's dick.

    I can't believe it's been a year since a shark probably ate Osama Bin Laden's dick.

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    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

    Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

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    Let's celebrate the anniversary of Bin Laden's death until we look worse than Bin Laden does right now.

    Let's celebrate the anniversary of Bin Laden's death until we look worse than Bin Laden does right now

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    I hope reports of Mad Cow disease can make vegans happy in the way actual food never will.

    I hope reports of Mad Cow disease can make vegans happy in the way actual food never will

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    Here's to Newt Gingrich finally treating his presidential campaign as if it was a sick wife.

    Here's to Newt Gingrich finally treating his presidential campaign as if it was a sick wife

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    This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.

    This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season

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    I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

    I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment

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    May your inevitable international sex scandal not also reveal what a cheapskate you are.

    May your inevitable international sex scandal not also reveal what a cheapskate you are

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    Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

    Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20

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    Sorry your New Year's Eve will be slightly sadder than usual.

    Sorry your New Year's Eve will be slightly sadder than usual

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    Ann Romney has never worked harder at anything than trying to convince people she worked hard.

    Ann Romney has never worked harder at anything than trying to convince people she worked hard.

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    Sorry a dead rapper's hologram is in much better shape than you.

    Sorry a dead rapper's hologram is in much better shape than you

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    I'm shocked to hear about the Secret Service behaving like the politicians they protect.

    I'm shocked to hear about the Secret Service behaving like the politicians they protect

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    Happy Friday the 13th to someone lucky enough to not live in Florida.

    Happy Friday the 13th to someone lucky enough to not live in Florida

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    Let's celebrate Santorum's departure by watching all the porn that he tried to take away.

    Let's celebrate Santorum's departure by watching all the porn that he tried to take away

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    Congratulations to Rick Santorum for proving the country is still sane enough to not elect him president.

    Congratulations to Rick Santorum for proving the country is still sane enough to not elect him president

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    I'm glad Alec Baldwin was finally harassed with the same passion that Alec Baldwin harasses everyone else.

    I'm glad Alec Baldwin was finally harassed with the same passion that Alec Baldwin harasses everyone else

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