


Maybe your state should have stuck with the governor caught fucking hookers with his socks on

I found Tiger's apology to be extremely insincere if that turns you on at all

I hope your eco-friendly status symbol doesn't smash into a tree

With J.D. Salinger dead, you're my favorite person who never leaves the house

It's time to honor the life of an author who openly despised all of us

I can't believe things are bad enough that I'm planning to watch the State of the Union address

Let's figure out a way for Wall Street to text their record-breaking bonuses to Haiti

Let's publicly discuss the Leno/Conan fiasco to make it seem like we're ever awake past 11:30 p.m.