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    Here's hoping you never have to be as close to Rick Santorum as Mitt Romney was last night.

    Here's hoping you never have to be as close to Rick Santorum as Mitt Romney was last night

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    The Iowa caucus has shown me how close a presidential race can be without me caring about it.

    The Iowa caucus has shown me how close a presidential race can be without me caring about it

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    May your New Year's resolutions last longer than Republican presidential candidates.

    May your New Year's resolutions last longer than Republican presidential candidates

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    Let's celebrate the one holiday that's actually supposed to be a joke.

    Let's celebrate the one holiday that's actually supposed to be a joke

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    Happy Festivus to someone who worships Seinfeld reruns over Jesus.

    Happy Festivus to someone who worships Seinfeld reruns over Jesus

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    Happy Festivus to someone whose only religion is watching TV.

    Happy Festivus to someone whose only religion is watching TV

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    I can't wait to watch CBS Sunday Morning when I wake up at noon.

    I can't wait to watch CBS Sunday Morning when I wake up at noon.

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    Congratulations to our troops on returning from Iraq to a place now only slightly less crappy than Iraq.

    Congratulations to our troops on returning from Iraq to a place now only slightly less crappy than Iraq

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    Sorry to Rick Perry supporters that the number of gay Americans is higher than the number of Rick Perry supporters.

    Sorry to Rick Perry supporters that the number of gay Americans is higher than the number of Rick Perry supporters

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    I'm glad Alec Baldwin was finally made to feel as unwelcome and insignificant as his brothers.

    I'm glad Alec Baldwin was finally made to feel as unwelcome and insignificant as his brothers

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    Let's honor the veterans of Pearl Harbor by destroying all known copies of Pearl Harbor.

    Let's honor the veterans of Pearl Harbor by destroying all known copies of Pearl Harbor

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    I admire the GOP's strategy of bringing in a debate moderator who'll sound even stupider than the candidates.

    I admire the GOP's strategy of bringing in a debate moderator who'll sound even stupider than the candidates.

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    I'm glad Newt Gingrich's surge gives him the opportunity to be despised by a whole new generation.

    I'm glad Newt Gingrich's surge gives him the opportunity to be despised by a whole new generation

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    May the end of Herman Cain's presidential campaign mean the end of hearing about Herman Cain's sex life.

    May the end of Herman Cain's presidential campaign mean the end of hearing about Herman Cain's sex life

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    If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.

    If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.

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    It's a bad economy when even I can't sleep my way into employment.

    It's a bad economy when even I can't sleep my way into employment.

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    I knew you were hacked when the porn you sent me wasn't totally disgusting.

    I knew you were hacked when the porn you sent me wasn't totally disgusting.

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    It's too bad the NYPD wasn't patrolling the Penn State locker room showers.

    It's too bad the NYPD wasn't patrolling the Penn State locker room showers

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    It's somewhat relieving to have a Republican front-runner we already know is a horrific human being.

    It's somewhat relieving to have a Republican front-runner we already know is a horrific human being

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    Congratulations to Penn State students on displaying the exact amount of intelligence it takes to get into Penn State.

    Congratulations to Penn State students on displaying the exact amount of intelligence it takes to get into Penn State

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