May. 21st, 2012
Here's to the Yankees and Red Sox making their historic rivalry a battle for last place.
May. 22nd, 2012
I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.
Yesterday
I'm confident you'll make it in L.A. as an actor after seeing your believable performance as a Kings fan.
May. 22nd, 2012
There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.
Jun. 15th, 2010
The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose.
Jul. 13th, 2010
Hating the Miami Heat has finally given me a reason to watch the NBA.
Sep. 27th, 2011
I think the Red Sox would stop losing if they were playing the Red Sox.
Dec. 19th, 2011
Sorry the Patriots did to Tim Tebow what he's yet to do to a woman.
Jan. 6th, 2008
Wanting to make gentle yet impassioned love to Tom Brady doesn't make you gay.
Feb. 7th, 2011
Now that football season is over I can finally get back to wishing it was football season.
Jun. 22nd, 2010
France's surrender on the World Cup soccer pitch reminds me of pretty much every other aspect of French history.
Oct. 27th, 2008
Just in case you missed it, a chubby Phillies pitcher now has more World Series home runs than A-Rod.
Oct. 13th, 2008
Some day your team may actually be good enough for you to be more interested in it winning than in my team losing.
Feb. 4th, 2009
Now I have more insight into how Michael Phelps eats 21,000 calories a day.
May. 10th, 2012
Sorry your favorite sports team is being congratulated for not being swept.
Jul. 29th, 2011
If you ever suggest exercising before 7:00 a.m. again, it better be because we've been out all night.
Dec. 10th, 2008
I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.
May. 8th, 2012
I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.
Mar. 7th, 2012
Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.
May. 9th, 2012
Congratulations to John Edwards and the Charlotte Bobcats on no longer being the most embarrassing things about North Carolina.