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  • May. 21st, 2012

    Here's to the Yankees and Red Sox making their historic rivalry a battle for last place.

    Here's to the Yankees and Red Sox making their historic rivalry a battle for last place.

  • May. 22nd, 2012

    I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.

    I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.

  • Yesterday

    I'm confident you'll make it in L.A. as an actor after seeing your believable performance as a Kings fan.

    I'm confident you'll make it in L.A. as an actor after seeing your believable performance as a Kings fan.

  • May. 22nd, 2012

    There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.

    There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.

  • Jun. 15th, 2010

    The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose.

    The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose.

  • Jul. 13th, 2010

    Hating the Miami Heat has finally given me a reason to watch the NBA.

    Hating the Miami Heat has finally given me a reason to watch the NBA.

  • Sep. 27th, 2011

    I think the Red Sox would stop losing if they were playing the Red Sox.

    I think the Red Sox would stop losing if they were playing the Red Sox.

  • Dec. 19th, 2011

    Sorry the Patriots did to Tim Tebow what he's yet to do to a woman.

    Sorry the Patriots did to Tim Tebow what he's yet to do to a woman.

  • Jan. 6th, 2008

    Wanting to make gentle yet impassioned love to Tom Brady doesn't make you gay.

    Wanting to make gentle yet impassioned love to Tom Brady doesn't make you gay.

  • Feb. 7th, 2011

    Now that football season is over I can finally get back to wishing it was football season.

    Now that football season is over I can finally get back to wishing it was football season.

  • Jun. 22nd, 2010

    France's surrender on the World Cup soccer pitch reminds me of pretty much every other aspect of French history.

    France's surrender on the World Cup soccer pitch reminds me of pretty much every other aspect of French history.

  • Oct. 27th, 2008

    Just in case you missed it, a chubby Phillies pitcher now has more World Series home runs than A-Rod.

    Just in case you missed it, a chubby Phillies pitcher now has more World Series home runs than A-Rod.

  • Oct. 13th, 2008

    Some day your team may actually be good enough for you to be more interested in it winning than in my team losing.

    Some day your team may actually be good enough for you to be more interested in it winning than in my team losing.

  • Feb. 4th, 2009

    Now I have more insight into how Michael Phelps eats 21,000 calories a day.

    Now I have more insight into how Michael Phelps eats 21,000 calories a day.

  • May. 10th, 2012

    Sorry your favorite sports team is being congratulated for not being swept.

    Sorry your favorite sports team is being congratulated for not being swept.

  • Jul. 29th, 2011

    If you ever suggest exercising before 7:00 a.m. again, it better be because we've been out all night.

    If you ever suggest exercising before 7:00 a.m. again, it better be because we've been out all night.

  • Dec. 10th, 2008

    I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.

    I hope running a marathon heals the psychological wounds you suffered as a fat kid.

  • May. 8th, 2012

    I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.

    I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.

  • Mar. 7th, 2012

    Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.

    Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.

  • May. 9th, 2012

    Congratulations to John Edwards and the Charlotte Bobcats on no longer being the most embarrassing things about North Carolina.

    Congratulations to John Edwards and the Charlotte Bobcats on no longer being the most embarrassing things about North Carolina.

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