Yesterday
I'm confident you'll make it in L.A. as an actor after seeing your believable performance as a Kings fan.
May. 22nd, 2012
I hate LeBron James even more than LeBron James loves LeBron James.
May. 22nd, 2012
There's nothing like listening to your fat ass criticize professional athletes for not hustling.
May. 21st, 2012
Here's to the Yankees and Red Sox making their historic rivalry a battle for last place.
May. 10th, 2012
Sorry your favorite sports team is being congratulated for not being swept.
May. 9th, 2012
Congratulations to John Edwards and the Charlotte Bobcats on no longer being the most embarrassing things about North Carolina.
May. 8th, 2012
I'm interrupting my complete apathy about hockey to make fun of the fact that your team lost.
Apr. 25th, 2012
Sorry your football team is more exciting to watch on draft day than gameday.
Apr. 12th, 2012
Don't forget your baseball team can easily bounce back from a slow start to have an epic end-of-season meltdown.
Apr. 10th, 2012
It's a sad day for those who get their political commentary from completely insane baseball managers.
Apr. 10th, 2012
I'm less surprised by Fidel Castro's continued survival than by Ozzie Guillen's continued employment.
Apr. 9th, 2012
Sorry your week is starting off as miserably as your baseball team's season.
Apr. 5th, 2012
If I want to sit through a 3 1/2-hour disaster in 3D, I'll watch a Mets game.
Mar. 19th, 2012
I hope your team gets Tim Tebow so there'd be someone in your city getting laid less than you.
Mar. 14th, 2012
I wish Time Warner Cable would go back to not showing Knicks games.
Mar. 12th, 2012
Sorry a degree in Bracketology is more valuable than your liberal arts degree.
Mar. 12th, 2012
May your college be as good at basketball as it is bad at educating.
Mar. 12th, 2012
Filling out an NCAA bracket for my office pool is the most work I've done since last March.
Mar. 7th, 2012
Congratulations to a millionaire quarterback on being able to continue making millions in a much better city.
Feb. 17th, 2012
May A.J. Burnett be less of a disappointment to Pirates fans than the Pirates are.