Sorry Jimmy Rollins' prediction was off by a game and a team
Congratulations to the Yankees on winning as many championships this decade as the Red Sox
My first baseman sucks slightly less than yours this World Series
I hope your tough, gritty, ragtag team of multi-millionaires is able to stand up to the Yankees
Let me know if you're willing to travel a few blocks to watch people run 26.2 miles
Sorry your professional sports team can't handle temperatures below 50 degrees
I hope Melanie Oudin doesn't disappoint America as much as Obama has
Let's take a cue from Brett Favre and develop interests outside our jobs
Just because I want Michael Vick on my team doesn't mean I want to murder your dog
Congratulations to the Orlando Magic on making it to the now-irrelevant NBA Finals
We could afford a lot more games at Yankee Stadium if we were on the Yankees
The only things standing between us and our Olympic dreams are that we're out-of-shape, apathetic, and incapable of passing a drug test
Let me know if you want to get together for some non-fantasy football
Sorry your fantasy football team's clever name isn't offsetting its shitty results
Without Tom Brady, it seems unlikely the Patriots will get a chance this year to blow another Super Bowl
Let's congratulate the Rays on making the playoffs with a team salary only slightly higher than A-Rod's