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    I wish Leonardo DiCaprio could implant the idea of permanent retirement into Brett Favre's head

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    We can finally get back to our normal level of hating A-Rod

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    I'd like to announce my retirement from trying to spell or pronounce Brett Favre

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    Hating the Miami Heat has finally given me a reason to watch the NBA

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    I hope Steinbrenner isn't busting God's balls too much

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    Let's honor George Steinbrenner by hating the Yankees slightly less today

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    Congratulations to Spain on being the best in the world at a sport that doesn't involve executing bulls

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    The Netherlands making it to the World Cup finals makes a case for legalized marijuana and prostitution improving my soccer skills

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    Watching an hour of LeBron James is the perfect way to hate your career, salary, age, and LeBron James

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    I heard from a reliable source that you don't give a shit where LeBron ends up

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    Congratulations on your team almost signing LeBron James

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    Let's get back to ignoring soccer for the next four years

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    I know the perfect non-Ghanaian bar to watch the World Cup

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    Congratulations on setting a record for the longest time sitting on your ass watching a tennis match

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    I'm so excited about the U.S. World Cup victory I'd almost not strangle someone for celebrating with a vuvuzela

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    It's heartening to see the U.S. fully embrace soccer by clamoring for the murder of a crappy World Cup referee

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    The only thing better than watching Kobe Bryant play is watching Kobe Bryant lose

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    Thank god England's goalie is as inept as its oil company

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    One reason to bring the World Cup back to America is that our fans don't make the worst instrumental sound in human history

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    Best of luck to your World Cup team not suffering permanent, horn-induced hearing damage

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