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  • Feb. 8th, 2012

    I'm pretty sure Saint Patrick would be utterly horrified by Saint Patrick's Day.

    I'm pretty sure Saint Patrick would be utterly horrified by Saint Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 14th, 2011

    There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

    There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    At least it won't undermine a global charity when you're arrested for drunkenly masturbating in public this St. Patrick's Day.

    At least it won't undermine a global charity when you're arrested for drunkenly masturbating in public this St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 1st, 2008

    Thank god white people don't include us in St. Patrick's Day.

    Thank god white people don't include us in St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 16th, 2011

    Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake.

    Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage.

    I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    I'm not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish.

    I'm not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.

    Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.

  • Mar. 9th, 2010

    I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs.

    I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    I can't wait to partially celebrate your birthday this St. Patrick's Day.

    I can't wait to partially celebrate your birthday this St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine.

    I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.

    All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.

  • Mar. 8th, 2009

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.

    May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.

  • Mar. 17th, 2011

    Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

    Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish.

    I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish.

  • Mar. 16th, 2010

    We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.

    We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland.

    Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland.

  • Mar. 1st, 2008

    Let's make this a St. Patrick's Day to remember before we black out.

    Let's make this a St. Patrick's Day to remember before we black out.

  • Mar. 9th, 2008

    I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies.

    I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies.

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