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  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    At least it won't undermine a global charity when you're arrested for drunkenly masturbating in public this St. Patrick's Day.

    At least it won't undermine a global charity when you're arrested for drunkenly masturbating in public this St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day.

    May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

    Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.

    Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.

  • Mar. 16th, 2012

    Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day.

    Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 14th, 2011

    There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

    There are no winners when corned beef and cabbage farts are involved.

  • Feb. 8th, 2012

    I'm pretty sure Saint Patrick would be utterly horrified by Saint Patrick's Day.

    I'm pretty sure Saint Patrick would be utterly horrified by Saint Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.

    May your appalling St. Patrick's Day behavior not end up in a massive viral video demanding you be brought to justice.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.

    All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick's Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.

  • Mar. 13th, 2012

    I can't wait to partially celebrate your birthday this St. Patrick's Day.

    I can't wait to partially celebrate your birthday this St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 18th, 2011

    I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day.

    I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 17th, 2011

    Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

    Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland.

  • Mar. 16th, 2011

    I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.

    I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.

  • Mar. 16th, 2011

    Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake.

    Sorry our country has no better way to honor your people's heritage than with a green fast food milkshake.

  • Mar. 16th, 2011

    I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

    I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

  • Mar. 14th, 2011

    My only goal for work on March 18th is to not be wearing the same outfit I went out in on March 17th.

    My only goal for work on March 18th is to not be wearing the same outfit I went out in on March 17th.

  • Mar. 14th, 2011

    Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.

    Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.

  • Mar. 10th, 2011

    Happy St. Patrick's Day from the co-worker who is most likely to cover your shift while you sleep off your hangover from St. Patrick's Day.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day from the co-worker who is most likely to cover your shift while you sleep off your hangover from St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 16th, 2010

    We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.

    We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day.

  • Mar. 15th, 2010

    My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day.

    My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day.

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