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    Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen.

    Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen

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    Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day.

    Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day

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    It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.

    It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you

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    Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs.

    Let's drink this St. Patrick's Day like we just publicly resigned from Goldman Sachs

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    It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end.

    It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end

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    Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day.

    Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day

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    I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable.

    I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable

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    May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day.

    May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day

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    I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day.

    I will forever be haunted by your attempt to order a complicated drink at a packed bar on St. Patrick's Day

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    Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers.

    Let's celebrate a proud Irish tradition by drinking shameful American beers

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    My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day.

    My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day

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    May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is.

    May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is

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    This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.

    This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected

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    Let's remember to make out before we vomit.

    Let's remember to make out before we vomit

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    It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor.

    It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor

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    There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day.

    There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day

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    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.

    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear

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    Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.

    Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible

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    I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

    I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity

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    This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan.

    This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan

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