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    I hope your Japanese car doesn't get you pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving this St. Patrick's Day

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    We decided it would be best to confiscate anything that allows you to tweet or take photos this St. Patricks Day

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    My alcoholism supersedes my Judaism on St. Patrick's Day

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    Show your patriotism this St. Patrick's Day by helping overwhelm emergency rooms enough to force the passage of health care reform

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    I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs

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    It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end

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    Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president

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    It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you

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    This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan

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    Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen

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    Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible

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    May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is

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    If we have drunken sex this St. Patrick's Day, please know I'll be pretending you're the guy from Once

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    I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies

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    Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland

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    I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish

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    Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green

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    I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage

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    I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine

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    There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day

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