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    I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs.

    I'm excited for the one day of the year when green's meaning shifts from saving the environment to polluting our major organs

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    Thanks for being the designated person to risk a DUI.

    Thanks for being the designated person to risk a DUI.

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    May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick's Day have no permanent consequences.

    May your uncontrolled revelling on St. Patrick's Day have no permanent consequences.

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    It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end.

    It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end

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    Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to an Irish relative who came here with a dream of equality and now wants to move back because we elected a black president

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    It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you.

    It saddens me to think this may be the first St. Patrick's Day I won't be urinating in public with you

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    This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan.

    This St. Patrick's Day, let's discuss whether we'd rather sleep with Colin Farrell, Gabriel Byrne, or Bono before making out with someone who looks like Shane MacGowan

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    Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen.

    Until I met you, I didn't know Jews could drink like Irishmen

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    Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible.

    Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible

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    May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is.

    May the constant references to leprechauns this time of year not be a painful reminder of how short and possibly gay your boyfriend is

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    I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies.

    I hope banning gays from your parade doesn't hinder your celebration of tiny, magical fairies

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    Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland.

    Let's worship someone who possibly banished non-existent snakes from Ireland

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    I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish.

    I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish

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    Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green.

    Not wearing green today simply means you hate Christ or possibly wearing green

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    I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage.

    I find few things more scenic than 40 tons of green dye dumped in a river of raw sewage

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    I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine.

    I refuse to be told what color to wear unless it's by pretty much any fashion magazine

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    There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day.

    There's no gentle way to tell you that you're the designated driver on St. Patrick's Day

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    Let's remember to make out before we vomit.

    Let's remember to make out before we vomit

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    I'm not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish.

    I'm not wearing green today because I have a pinching fetish

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    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.

    I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear

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