Greeting Card (5x7) - "You'll know I'm your Secret Santa if you don't get anything"
Greeting Card (5x7) - "It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2010"
Greeting Card (5x7) - "I bet your birthday would be a bigger deal this time of year if you were conceived by a virgin"
Greeting Card (5x7) - "Let Thanksgiving be a reminder to start your holiday season bender"
Ceramic Mug (15 oz.) - "We need to discuss the impact you're having on the men's bathroom"