Feb. 6th, 2012
Congratulations to M.I.A. on being the last person under 50 ever allowed to perform at the Super Bowl again.
Feb. 3rd, 2012
I'd be much more into your Super Bowl party if it didn't involve watching the Super Bowl.
Jan. 30th, 2012
Let's get together to watch the Super Bowl if you're not too busy keeping a Jets fan on suicide watch.
Feb. 2nd, 2009
Sorry your Superbowl party had Pro Bowl-like attendance.
Jan. 27th, 2012
I'd love to watch the Super Bowl on your 60-inch plasma HDTV if I wasn't so terrified of seeing Madonna on it.
Jan. 26th, 2012
You're invited to watch the Super Bowl with me on your television.
Jan. 26th, 2012
Let's prepare for a monumental Super Bowl battle between grating regional accents.
Jan. 24th, 2012
Here's to the New York football team that didn't guarantee a trip to the Super Bowl making it to the Super Bowl.
Jan. 23rd, 2012
Let's get ready for a Super Bowl rematch between two of the most excruciatingly obnoxious fan bases in sports.
Jan. 23rd, 2012
Congratulations to Indianapolis on having one meaningful football game with a Manning this season.
Jan. 20th, 2012
May your football team have the honor of being featured in between Super Bowl commercials.
Jan. 10th, 2012
Let's not wait until the Super Bowl to start ingesting the unhealthiest crap imaginable.
Feb. 7th, 2011
I'd rather be locked in a bar's bathroom with Ben Roethlisberger than watch that halftime show again.
Feb. 4th, 2011
I'm so glad the Super Bowl's almost here because I'm almost out of Ben Roethlisberger jokes.
Feb. 3rd, 2011
I appreciate the Super Bowl for uniting all Americans in our inability to read Roman numerals.
Jan. 31st, 2011
The only Super Bowl bet I'm making is that you'll lose money betting on the Super Bowl.
Jan. 25th, 2011
Your team not making it to the Super Bowl is the perfect way to stay focused on binge drinking during the Super Bowl.
Feb. 6th, 2010
Let's pretend to be sports fans whilst stuffing our faces like Oprah fans.
Jan. 20th, 2011
Your invitation to my Super Bowl party should serve as a reminder of the money you still owe me from last year's Super Bowl party.
Jan. 17th, 2010
My Super Bowl party is the closest I'll ever come to cooking you a meal.
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