I'm rooting for an aging rock band to play a halftime medley of hits
Let's overanalyze piss-poor ads sold at disturbingly excessive rates
I'd love to watch the Super Bowl with you but have concerns about your TV
It's my Super Bowl party and I'll wear a jockstrap if I want to
You're invited to my Super Bowl party but I still don't completely trust you around chili
Maybe you'll feel better knowing I won money on your team's loss
You had nothing to do with your favorite sports team winning
Your inability to talk about football has people talking
Let's barely watch the Super Bowl together
Congratulations on your team coming in 2nd
Best of luck to an Arizona Cardinals fan who just recently found out Arizona has a professional football team
I hope this monumental recession doesn't stop companies from blowing millions to air the most dumbed-down commercials the human brain can withstand