


Congratulations to a Saints fan who hasn't yet died of alcohol poisoning

I hope the Colts don't eviscerate the hopes and dreams of America by winning the Super Bowl

My Super Bowl party is the closest I'll ever come to cooking you a meal

I'm rooting for an aging rock band to play a halftime medley of hits

Let's overanalyze piss-poor ads sold at disturbingly excessive rates

I'd love to watch the Super Bowl with you but have concerns about your TV

It's my Super Bowl party and I'll wear a jockstrap if I want to