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    Congratulations to a Saints fan who hasn't yet died of alcohol poisoning

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    I believe a woman has the right to choose what happens to her body including getting violently tackled by her unaborted son

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    Can't wait to see you this Sunday for food, booze, and a hideously timed discussion on the complexities of abortion

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    A Super Bowl victory could help New Orleans regain the pride it will immediately relinquish in the urine-soaked decadence of a New Orleans celebration

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    I hope the Colts don't eviscerate the hopes and dreams of America by winning the Super Bowl

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    My Super Bowl party is the closest I'll ever come to cooking you a meal

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    You're invited to watch the Super Bowl at my place so I'm not the one who has to schlep home drunk on a Sunday night in February

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    Please attend a thinly-veiled ploy to show off my TV

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    I hope the player who makes the winning catch in this year's Super Bowl doesn't unintentionally shoot himself in the thigh next season

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    Super Bowl parties are a great opportunity to enjoy a wholesome event with friends and perhaps meet a man who prefers sex with women

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    The only way I'll conceivably care about this year's Super Bowl is if I place a dangerously large wager

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    I hope this monumental recession doesn't stop companies from blowing millions to air the most dumbed-down commercials the human brain can withstand

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    Congratulations on your team coming in 2nd

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    Let's barely watch the Super Bowl together

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    I'm rooting for an aging rock band to play a halftime medley of hits

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    Let's overanalyze piss-poor ads sold at disturbingly excessive rates

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    I'd love to watch the Super Bowl with you but have concerns about your TV

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    I'm going to bet on you passing out by the coin toss

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    It's my Super Bowl party and I'll wear a jockstrap if I want to

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    I hope your team wins and your city doesn't riot

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