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    You're invited to watch the Super Bowl at my place so I'm not the one who has to schlep home drunk on a Sunday night in February.

    You're invited to watch the Super Bowl at my place so I'm not the one who has to schlep home drunk on a Sunday night in February

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    Please attend a thinly-veiled ploy to show off my TV.

    Please attend a thinly-veiled ploy to show off my TV

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    I hope the player who makes the winning catch in this year's Super Bowl doesn't unintentionally shoot himself in the thigh next season.

    I hope the player who makes the winning catch in this year's Super Bowl doesn't unintentionally shoot himself in the thigh next season

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    Super Bowl parties are a great opportunity to enjoy a wholesome event with friends and perhaps meet a man who prefers sex with women.

    Super Bowl parties are a great opportunity to enjoy a wholesome event with friends and perhaps meet a man who prefers sex with women

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    The only way I'll conceivably care about this year's Super Bowl is if I place a dangerously large wager.

    The only way I'll conceivably care about this year's Super Bowl is if I place a dangerously large wager

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    I hope this monumental recession doesn't stop companies from blowing millions to air the most dumbed-down commercials the human brain can withstand.

    I hope this monumental recession doesn't stop companies from blowing millions to air the most dumbed-down commercials the human brain can withstand

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    Congratulations on your team coming in 2nd.

    Congratulations on your team coming in 2nd

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    Let's barely watch the Super Bowl together.

    Let's barely watch the Super Bowl together

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    I'm rooting for an aging rock band to play a halftime medley of hits.

    I'm rooting for an aging rock band to play a halftime medley of hits

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    Let's overanalyze piss-poor ads sold at disturbingly excessive rates.

    Let's overanalyze piss-poor ads sold at disturbingly excessive rates

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    I'd love to watch the Super Bowl with you but have concerns about your TV.

    I'd love to watch the Super Bowl with you but have concerns about your TV

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    I'm going to bet on you passing out by the coin toss.

    I'm going to bet on you passing out by the coin toss

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    It's my Super Bowl party and I'll wear a jockstrap if I want to.

    It's my Super Bowl party and I'll wear a jockstrap if I want to

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    I hope your team wins and your city doesn't riot.

    I hope your team wins and your city doesn't riot

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    You're invited to my Super Bowl party but I still don't completely trust you around chili.

    You're invited to my Super Bowl party but I still don't completely trust you around chili

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    Maybe you'll feel better knowing I won money on your team's loss.

    Maybe you'll feel better knowing I won money on your team's loss

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    Please tutor me in sports so I don't seem gay.

    Please tutor me in sports so I don't seem gay

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    You had nothing to do with your favorite sports team winning.

    You had nothing to do with your favorite sports team winning

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    Your inability to talk about football has people talking.

    Your inability to talk about football has people talking

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