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Let me know if you want to have a serious talk peppered with humorous movie quotes

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Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again

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Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports-related

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It's tragic that you had to deal with that many idiots at once

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I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals

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Sorry your professional team's success didn't make your city any less bush-league

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I feel somewhat responsible for how you're feeling

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Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay

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At a time like this, you should probably rent Caddyshack

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you suicidal

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I can't believe you'd sleep with someone like me without making me wear a condom

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Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan

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If you need to talk, I will pretend to listen

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Sounds like you had a rough day

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Sorry your career choice required changing your name to something not Jewish-sounding

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Sorry you can't vote because of your felony conviction

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Sorry your car is a piece of shit

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Sorry you're faced with the unspeakable trauma of having to choose between a BlackBerry and an iPhone

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Sorry those year-old bottles of Newman's Own are now a painful reminder of more than just the fact that your fat ass never eats salad

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Your loved one is in affordable hands

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