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    I'm always available to discuss your problems via text

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    It's tragic that you had to deal with that many idiots at once

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    My condolences on losing your balls

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    Sorry your calls keep getting dropped before you can finish raving about your new iPhone

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    Sounds like you had a rough day

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    I feel somewhat responsible for how you're feeling

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    Let me know if you want to have a serious talk peppered with humorous movie quotes

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    Sorry you had to disguise your masturbation injury as sports-related

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    Even DVRs make mistakes

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    At a time like this, you should probably rent Caddyshack

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    Sorry, without any irony

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    Sorry a complete stranger is privy to your yeast infection

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    Whatever doesn't kill you makes you suicidal

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    I can't believe you'd sleep with someone like me without making me wear a condom

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    Sorry even your gay friends will now be getting married before you

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    Sorry you're faced with the unspeakable trauma of having to choose between a BlackBerry and an iPhone

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    Your loved one is in affordable hands

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    Sorry your boss is an asshole like everyone else's on earth

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    Sorry that guy who didn't want to have sex with you didn't turn out to be gay

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    Sorry I wasn't there to see you get fired

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